Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life

When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.

by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020

release the blue sheets

Hashtag #releasethebluesheets for stock market $mmtlp movement fighting for fair and free market trading for retail investors. Phrase was credited to retail investor space host DrewDiligence.

Hey @finra release the blue sheets #releasethebluesheets.

by MMTLP March 26, 2023

3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

by RPOC November 22, 2007