screw baller

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.

Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

screw the rules

something that people with alot of money can do more so if your a celebrity.

"wait did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn ?"
"yeah and?"
"thats againest the rules isnt it?"
"screw the rules i have money!"

by im better than you. January 7, 2008

Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".

"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013

screwed and chopped

A style of music that originated in Houston, Tx by the late Dj Screw.

Paul Wall's Screwed and Chopped Album

by SeXiLaDiK08 February 12, 2006

compaq screw

the funny screws with heads consisting of a small flathead/torx inserts, usually found in Compaq computers

i seem to have a bag of compaq screws.

by [c0x0r] December 1, 2004

screw face

caribbean/jamaican slang, meaning "to make an angry face"

"wah wit dat screw face yah hab?" (what's with that angry face you have?)

by La la la la December 24, 2008