don ricardo

A big Mexican nigga who has a Don Ricardo tattooed on his big fat penis.

Mason loves Don Ricardo penis.

by HerfyFish95 February 7, 2015

Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.

after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo

by jsg123 December 6, 2010

ricardo milos

sexy guy who makes me cream in my donut flavoured pants

See also: ricardo milos saves thor on youtube and then you shall relize his tru power

im really gay (for ricardo milos)

by Thanos +shrek offical webpage May 13, 2019

Ricardo Milo

The sexy beast of memes, If you see a wild Ricardo Milo in it’s habitat then you are in luck and are witnessing it’s mating dance to attract the wild Tik Tok Thot for mating

Ricardo Milo: *exists*| Hit or Miss chick: EEEEEEEEE

by RealDefinitionsForDumbys June 7, 2019

Ricardo milos

God

Ricardo milos is god

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 29, 2019

Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.

Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.

by YungSack December 30, 2013