Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.

I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Pour the Pork

Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.

Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.

by JØHNNY October 31, 2009

pork euphoria

the phrase 'pork euphoria' refers to post coital afterglow, mostly applied after a particularly dirty sexual session.

after doing sex, i lit a smoke and basked in my stinking pork euphoria.

by like you want November 8, 2009

Pork sword

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk October 4, 2011

pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

Shredded Pork

An engorged and puffy pork ring post a climactic round of unlubricated anal sex.

Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.

by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016