lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc

look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole

by c.riley February 20, 2015

barbecue pole

the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.

Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.

by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

pole genie

1)one who sucks dick. 2)used to describe one who is acting like an asshole.

1)Gary is a pole genie. 2)Dude Gary, you're being such a pole genie.

by Satchel April 20, 2005

sweet pole

a penis that is good to you, amazing sex, a necessity in every girl's life

man it's been three months since i got laid and i am craving some sweet pole!

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Pole Smoker

A man who cannot withstand the urge to smoke another mans penis violently

Luke Phelan that dirty dirty pole smoker

by Ice Berg Slim June 24, 2010

pole dancer

one who partakes in pole dancing; usually women who wear some sort of skimpy clothing making various postures around a verticle pole

I became a pole dancer so that I can tone my body!

by rolex bim October 1, 2004

Pole carnie

a stripper, pole dancer, or any other form of public adult entertainer.

Mark: I took that chick home last night?
Tom: The Pole Carnie from Heartbreakers?
Mark: Hey, she is trying to pay her way through college.

Hey dude, we are gonna go check out the Pole Carnies at the Ritz.

stripper

by Worlemw January 26, 2011