merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.
When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.
by tonya barnett March 20, 2007
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fat boy merc-ed

To eat in a manner that could be considered an act of War.
I fat boy merc-ed a taco bell quesadilla in a way that could be considered a war crime in 37 countries.
by Coyote Havoc July 26, 2024
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Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
by BigdickMN April 12, 2020
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Merc

A fat ass female who doesn’t stop eating and is always talking about food 24/7. her parents don’t feed her so she has to scavenge for food, the fridge has always been her number one victim. protect your family and children from this horrendous fat ass at all times
Omg, did you see merc today, jesus she’s doubling in size every day
by 4zzzzz September 12, 2022
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Merc

To skill someone out
"This guy wants a rap battle I will easily merc him."
by Leow123 February 15, 2017
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Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.
I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024
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merc

the act of killing in a gangster way
(shoots someone in a gangster way) "you just got merced, boy"
by clanka in pajamas December 10, 2019
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