man

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Mel December 20, 2005

Man

n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.

Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.

by BMaria June 29, 2005

mans

Slang from New York prolly. Use it to refer someone who you are talking down about

i drop mans in ball

whose mans is this?

by LoveDespencer June 13, 2017

man

one who does not know how to judge a woman by the inside because all he wants is a piece of ass

I wouldnt be single if some man would look at my heart and not my ass.

by anonymous female March 13, 2005

Man

1- An unseen political force which watches and opresses everyday people.

2- Big brother, as referenced in the book "1984" by George Orwell.

It' just the man trying to hold me down!

Be Careful, the man is watching you!

by Its Deluxe Son December 03, 2003

Manning

The awkward friend in a group. Most likely will say something so stupid you will not know what to do.

Manning: "What is this cat and mouse shit?!"
Everyone else" "... and he is cut off"

by zmez August 07, 2011

Man man

Stanky normally as a child has to be told to take baths unathletic

Com here man man

by Deer in all August 10, 2019