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jon cobb

the legend that nails homeruns and smashes hoes out of the park. Jon Cobb is the GOAT and he is a student at Oliver Ames high school.
Jon Cobb hit a dinger in the feast in Long Island
by treva slaya September 15, 2016
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Quarter cobb

25% of what you (a man) should have.
How do you expect me to get off on that quarter cobb?
by SirAnto January 18, 2011
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Pouring the Cobb

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed
by Word_Girl143 November 15, 2009
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COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024
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Kennedy’s Cobb

A poisonous vegetable that rests below the outer edible kernels. The Cobb is often mistaken for a delightful and delicious source of protein. Instead it attacks your internal organs and gastrointestinal system by clogging and filling with shit. It never ends well
Shit, I hung out with that chick Christine cuz she looked delicious from a distance. After hanging with her for just a little bit she’s reall a Kennedy’s Cobb
by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023
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James cobb

James cobb always and will always fall for the same girl named Caroline
Being defined: Logan: Hey did you see James

Lewis: yea he’s always falling for that girl Caroline and then acting gay

James cobb means falling in love with the same person over and over again
by Luigi Clarke May 1, 2022
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