A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
by Dodger of Zion November 19, 2010
Get the cactus ass mug.When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.
by S.O.K March 7, 2009
Get the Sitting on the cactus mug.When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.
Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 28, 2007
Get the Panty Cactus mug.Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons.
A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.
While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth.
While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
a) "Mary, your son is doing the cactus dance again..."
b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."
c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
b) "Beware, I know the cactus dance."
c) Zach: "Darren, I really don't think its working."
Darren: "Just give me a another hour, we'll be having beers with Nosferatu in no time."
*WHACK*
by Mungman December 24, 2007
Get the cactus dance mug.When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.
by benzo11 November 14, 2006
Get the cactus nuts mug.1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.
NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.
IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.
2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.
IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.
2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
by daviscd December 16, 2009
Get the Cactus Juice mug.A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth June 4, 2018
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