cabbage

A stupid person who doesn't know shit.

Zach you are such a stupid cabbage!

by Bob Dong February 14, 2003

cabbage

cabbage is hihop 4 money

hey u got any spear cabbage?

by jeni December 6, 2004

cabbage

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

by Tom November 8, 2004

Cabbage

A fat boy with usually blonde hair who wears a green shirt almost everyday.

Stephan is being a cabbage again.

by Luke Cox February 23, 2009

Cabbage

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012

cabbage

Dublin/Irish slang--Means idiot,or retarded..used as a friendly slag most often.

You bleedin cabbage!!

by fitzcarraldo July 13, 2006

Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005