My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

by SammyJB December 9, 2008

teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

Twitching

Using a Twitter account to snitch on people.

Chris Brown was totally twitching on Lil Wayne about the New Years Eve party violence.

by MascoUtah January 7, 2010

Twitching

Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.

3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.

Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.

by Blender Fuck April 18, 2009

Thatchinator

A robot designed for stealing milk and shutting down mines.

I cant believe it, the Thatchinator has done it again.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.

Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo

by B. Wag December 4, 2020

Tratching

( Verb ) cutting or ripping off your own penis so you can then attach said penis to a strap, and then peg someone with your penis strap.

My girl wanted to try Tratching and now all of her friends want a hit from my one hit wonder.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 25, 2025