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That's what she said

A response that is often said to make things sound sexual.
Gym teacher: The goal here is to score on both ends.
Students: That's what she said!

Person #1: Could you please pass the cream?
Person #2: That's what she said!

Person #1: Why is it taking so long?
Person #2: That's what she said!
by fdjiosfjdios January 13, 2009
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That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.
1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"
by jordanlnk June 11, 2009
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That's what Patrick said

A term used when somone says something that can be interperated as something sexual (usually gay). Very similar to that's what she said or that's what he said.
Guy 1: AHRR! It's to BIG.
Guy 2: That's what patrick said
by Talk da Talk June 14, 2008
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that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.
Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!
by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009
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That's what Sandusky said

Originating from the phrase "That's what she said", replacing 'she' with 'Sandusky' adds to the grotesque nature of the gutter directed conversation.
"Yea that's a good one, but I was hoping he would be a bit younger." Said Peter about the pickup he was looking at. "That's what Sandusky said haha" Replied Steve.. not realizing it was way too soon for Sandusky jokes.
by johnnyblaze881 November 18, 2011
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That's What She Said

A funny way to liven up a conversation. Used as a way to make fun of something that can be also transcribed as sexual innuendo.

Trivia:
Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrel, is famous for saying this in the show "The Office".

"Wayne's World" was the first film to popularize the term.
When giving golfing advice:

"On the down stroke, squeeze really hard."
Reply "That's what she said!"

When someone dose not understand something:

"Come again?"
Reply "That's what she said!"

During a test:

"Wow, this is hard!"
Reply "That's what she said!"
by baddog19 January 23, 2010
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That's what Newton said

Referring to any of Newton's three main laws of physics.

-An object in motion/not in motion will stay that way unless acted on by an outside force (also known as inertia).

-The force of an object is equal its mass times its acceleration (also known as F=MA)

- When one mass exerts a force on another mass, the other mass exerts a force equal in magnitude but opposite in direction (also known as the Action/Reaction law)
Dude 1: You gotta understand dude, what goes up must come down.

Dude 2: That's what she said.

Dude 3: No, That's what Newton said

Dudes: TWNS!!!
by miketionary April 6, 2010
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