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testicle lockbox

A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.

The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.

In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
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Testiclemonial

A testimonial for anything mildly sex related or uber manly.
Check out these testiclemonials from real Chlamydia owners!
by Gmac Feat. Mikel B January 28, 2009
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Testicles

1. What no one would be here without.
2. Source of extra muscle, adrenaline, and power.
3. What makes feminists hypocritical.
1. Thanks to Adam's testicles, we are here.
2. "Jimmy finally got his testicles today, he's bulking up."
3. Feminists all started out in their daddy's testicles.
by Borck laser December 13, 2008
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sans testicles

To be without testicles.

Pronounced "Sans TESTI-CLEES", emphasis on the final syllable.

First known use was Episode 41 of Family Guy, "Screwed the Pooch", released in 2001.
If Nick isn't going to shut the fuck up, he better start applying for a new passport - because his new name will be "Sans Testicles"

From Family Guy:

Mr. Putersmith: You know Brian, this is a lot like a greek tragedy. Of course you'll be playing the role of Sans testicles.
by TheMicroMoth October 5, 2016
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testicleez

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!
by drgnldy November 21, 2003
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testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.
Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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Testicle T-bone

When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
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