tetties

tetties are a welsh cuisine originating in connahs quay, which is basically avocado meatballs

haha, i just ordered tetties on justeat

by Finn Parker January 19, 2021

Testiosteroni

Noun: a disease where your Testies will look like pepperoni.
On rare accessions it can be gotten by women in there Testies and yes women have balls where else would they store the pee.

Guy 1: Bro I went to the doctor today, he said I have Testiosteroni.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuuck, that's tough.

by HungryHazel September 7, 2021

testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!

Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!

by Emmd September 12, 2021

Tasties

The Tasties is like the munchies but goes beyond. When you are high and get the munchies it's because the marijuana made you hungry. The Tasties is when the munchies are sated and you just keep eating because you are so high that whatever you eat just tastes so good that you just keep eating for the simple pleasure of the taste, even though you are full.

Glenn, I am so high I got the munchies yet I can't stop eating, everything just tastes so good, I definitely have the Tasties!

by Howard Shoelson August 7, 2021

testie

totally besties aka testies

jane and john are testies

by shake.. June 13, 2022

testie

totally besties- someone who has been with you through it all

taylor and blake are testies

by shake.. June 13, 2022

Testes

Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.

Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025