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testosterone fart

A public display of useless, excessive noise usually performed by a burly biker with a beer belly showing off his loud motorcycle in a public display of faux bravado or cheesy machismo.

Bikers who are proud to frequently let their motorcycles wind out are generally insecure and they feel that letting their motorcycles peel out will compensate for an undersized penis.

There are exceptions as sometimes on occasion, even a frail, young college boy will perform a "testosterone fart" to try to impress his friends or hot girls on campus.
The burly, bearded biker showed off his loud Harley as he revved the engine through the quiet town's main drag, as he sped away when the traffic light turned green. The small town folks were not amused.

The girl remarked, "That guy needs his muffler checked!"

The boy replied, "Nah, that was just some biker dude letting loose a 'testosterone fart.'"
by ZonaCat Hansen October 30, 2010
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testemorph

Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.
After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".
by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007
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testostecorner

1. A nook, alcove, or cranny of ultimate manliness 2. An area with a high concentration of manly behavior and/or ideology.
The testostecorner in the room was very rowdy during class today.
by Mjones1745 March 24, 2009
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testosteroney

When someone, normally a guy is very horny, hyper, trying to get with someone constantly, not satisfied with one girl, not satisfied with no girls. attempts to show of to his male mates
That guy from wales is so testosteroney!
by FBJ March 17, 2009
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Testosteroaming

The manly art of vacationing with platonic male friends. Activities may include hunting, fishing, camping and frequenting strip clubs. However, "sensitive" endeavors such as dining out, going to movies and shopping may also be included.
"I've got the house to myself this weekend as my husband Horace and his buddy Bill are testosteroaming in Colorado."
by rebstevenson May 24, 2009
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Testosterzone

The space left between men when sitting. Most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. See also "gay buffer." Use testosterzone instead of "gay buffer" if you don't want to sound like a total nimrod.
A: can I sit by you?
B: Sure man, just leave a little testosterzone

or

those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there's not even a little testosterzone.
by nosemilk August 6, 2010
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TETESCOPHER

A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.
Damn bro I'm no tetescopher but I'll stake everything on Nigeria beating Ghana in their next match
by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022
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