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Fuck Tessa, she’s the type of person to gloat about everything and be a general annoying bitch. All Tessa’s are rude and constantly brag. They constantly crave attention and work with the devil. They are crybaby’s and annoyances and deserve to burn.
Guy: What do you think about Tessa?

Guy 2: Fuck Tessa. The soggy cunt.
Tessa by Vector Bunny March 15, 2020
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Someone’s who is really annoying and doesn’t stop yelling/talking.
1. Tessa will you shut up.

2. No! Blah blah blah
Tessa by Quartzzzz October 9, 2020
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Tessa is a vieja muy estupida. She is also not very nice. Lastly she is also a witch.
Tessa la vieja es muy estupida!!!
Tessa by Yuhlavieja October 15, 2019
A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.
Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?

Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!

Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
Tessa by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019
My ex best friend, tessa, is really rude to me now
Tessa by laineekayxoxx098 September 6, 2019
Is a fish who tastes like exspiered milk who targets people that have boyfriends/girlfrinds
End Of Story
Tessa lord is a fishy bitch who will steel any guy from u bc she is a skank
tessa by thazaskank February 20, 2019
Yeah, i smell good. Is that your boys collogne.
Smell good

Tessa is used if she smells good
Tessa by Yaas man September 4, 2017