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texecute

Execute, if done by the state of Texas.
The state of Texas is going to texecute someone with a questionable conviction
by Bed time October 26, 2010
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Texecution

Death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.
"My girl broke up with me man",
"Dang man, texecution is hard on a mofo"

I thought I was texting Jim my nude selfies but was really texting Joe, what a texecution!
by Bonjovi74 October 23, 2014
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Telecom

Also known as 'Telecon'.

The main telecommunications business in New Zealand.
They dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can't be bothered unbundling some cables.

Often ridiculed for their horrible impact on NZs' internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.

Hated for making the song "Come Together" by the Beatles a national taboo.
Gamer1 "I'm running at 200ping!"
Gamer2 "Fucking telecom and their gay interwebs!!"

Customer "Hello, my phone lines are broken."
Telecom Rep. "We can get somebody out there to help in about a month... please hold."
by Superbacon January 12, 2008
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telecommute

the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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Typecasm

The use of sarcasm while typing on some form of instant messaging.
Cutegirl: Omg, I am so breaking up with you.
Cuteboy: Are you serious babe?
Cutegirl:That was typecasm silly!
by Kittynicool March 2, 2009
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Tepich

An autistic word used between buddies.
The word means 'never' or 'NOT' and often expresses boredom.
The origin is the Greek word 'pote' ,which means 'never' , with its letters in a different order and instead of 'tepo' it is 'tepich' for a little change.
The word was created in 2019 by a small group of people in Greece
Persians: Surrender your weapons!
Leonidas: Tepich!
by Thodoras November 9, 2019
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temecula

a bomb ass city i like to call pleasantville because it has the best weather, it looks great, and it makes smoking weed so easy with all the moisture in the air.
whoever that fuck head is above is gay
by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003
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