It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.
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1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
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To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
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Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
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Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."
Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
Tanner: "Fuck you man."
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