Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners

Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae

by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021

Temporal Leakage

1: When a piece of information, whether it be a fact, an idea, or even the knowledge of something's mere existence, slowly gets collectively forgotten about by everyone for no discernable reason. Aka, when some information figuratively leaks out of everyone's brains over time (temporal can refer to both the brain e.g. "temporal lobe", or to time e.g. "temporal anomaly").

2: When someone's brain (mainly the temporal lobe) literally disintegrates and leaks out of their head through their ears (where the temporal lobe is closest to).

Definition 1:
Timothy: Why does everyone keep forgetting I'm part of THE Edwards family? My last name is LITERALLY Edwards!
William: They can't help it. For some reason that piece of information is affected by Temporal Leakage.

Definition 2:
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HIM!?! WHAT'S LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS!?!
Elizabeth: I think that's his BRAIN!?! *vomits*
Timothy: Is THIS what they mean by Temporal Leakage!?!?!

by 314rft April 26, 2023

sex is temporary, gaming is forever

a thing someone said

sex is temporary, gaming is forever

by Sprockettttttt April 18, 2021

Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.

When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.

by someonefromearth February 8, 2010

temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

by white_wicca April 10, 2005

Temporary Citizen

A casual phrase used when witnessing a person doing something dangerous and stupid.

Citizen is normally repaced with the nationality i.e Temporary American.

"fucking hell that car just sped through a red light"

"oh well, another temporary citizen"

"oh well, another temporary American."

"oh well, another temporary Australian."

etc. etc.

by Hepsmith1 May 11, 2010

Temporary girlfriend

A girlfriend for now unit you find a real relationship

Catman:Yo bro I ask this girl out and said yes she but she's mid just not the one for me.
Ratman:Oh so she a temporary girlfriend.
Catman:Yep just waiting for a real girlfriend.

by Batmantron April 2, 2022