Dirty Tee

The act of stealing an individual's toilet paper after blinding them with semen.

Aw damn it, Ol' Jon hit me with a dirty tee, caught me slippin'.

James dirty tee'd Mike from Accounting.

by Tee-dog89 March 15, 2020

fo-tee

Any of an ever-increasing variety of (usually malt liquor--a fortified wine yielding higher alcohol concentrations of 18%-20%) alcoholic beverages distributed in 40-ounce containers (usually glass). Some popular brands include Olde English 800, St. Ides, King Cobra, and of course, the one that "works EVERY time" according to Billy-Dee Williams, teh Colt45.

"Sup sho-tee? You gone lemme hit dat if I let you hold dis fo-tee?"

by Zor Prime December 01, 2003

White Tee

Tee shirt of the color white. In urban areas, usually worn by thugs in an xl or larger size.

Yo, I got beer on my white tee!

by BC December 09, 2003

busted tees

A t-shirt company advertising on Urban Dictionary. The slogans on the shirts are silly, but it is worth noting that they are SUPPOSED to be. They might as well make a shirt that says:

"I know this shirt is stupid, you don't have to tell me".

Apparently lots of people don't like the shirts at all. See example:

Jim: Hey Joe, where did you get that silly silly shirt?
Joe: From busted tees, a website advertised on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: oh! What's Urban Dictionary?
Joe: It's this website that has definitions of the parts of language not found in real dictionaries, or, "slang".
Jim: That's stupid, so is your shirt.
Joe: yeah, that's the point, dickwad.
Jim: What does "dickwad" mean?
Joe: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by dougdougdoug August 27, 2007

tween tee

A T-shirt with an overused, cliched saying on it. For girls, it has some stupid flirty saying, while for boys, it usually says "I didn't do it!" Often worn by preteens.

What's that girl's shirt say? "I can only please one person a day"? Yep, it's a tween tee.

by spel itt rite August 30, 2006

tall tee

A long tee that goes down to your knees.

Ain't no dress, that's a tall tee.

by J Mit March 09, 2005

Golden Tee

Golden Tee, in addition to being a popular golf arcade game, is also a sex act that involves 1 woman with 5 or more men, urination, and no vaginal contact.

Me and my buddies were doing a golden tee with this girl, I was getting her in the rear while Joe was getting a blow job, Mike was tickling my nuts, and Jared and Kevin were just pissing all over us. And then Jeff walked in...

by RevengeOfTheLutefish February 03, 2007