Technoballs

A sackless pussy that can only communicate via email or text message, THUS having tech-no-balls.

Amber: Toby's been stalking me via email but never says anything in person or calls me. Whats up with that?
Spike: He has techNOballs!

by Michael Kocaine August 23, 2009

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

technodelic

technodelic tek-no-del-ik

adjective
1. of or relating to any virtual experience characterized by a deep sense of Divine Oneness, euphoria, ego-death, apparent visual or audio distortion, quieting of mind chatter, or out of body experience.

noun
1. a virtual psychedelic experience.

I have always been anxious about using psychedelic substances, so I tried a technodelic first.

by enterandromeda December 9, 2019

Technoblade

A boujwazee pig in a monarch outfit

Not even close baby, Technoblade never dies

by jesus_stan February 19, 2021

Technoblade

A human pig hybrid with a lust for blood and a hatred of orphans. Technoblade has committed many war such as taking over the entire earth, as well as blowing up an entire nation, with the help of a “green teletuby”. He lives in isolation with his best friend Philza Minecraft.

“Oh shit, Technoblade’s here!!” Tommyinnit-

by Times3000 February 4, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade Never Dies! He is said to be one of the Top Tier Minecraft PvP Youtubers in the form of a pig! SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!

Some of his top Key Phrases include:
"SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE!"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
"Technoblade never dies!"
"WHAT A SCAAAM!"
"Not even close!"
"Anarchy!"

and many, many more...

"Bro! I just got beta'd by Technoblade! I feel so honored!"

by Angiiieo April 16, 2021

Technobladessteve

Technoblade’s Steve. A great person I found on tiktok. If you follow them or get followed by them, you’re automatically cool. Also amazing content that they make on tiktok. Love it a lot. :D

Person1: hey who’s that:
Person2: oh that’s technobladessteve! If you get followed by them on tiktok, you’re automatically cool!
Person1: oh! So you’re cool!
Person2: yeah! :D
*@technobladessteve is now following you*
Person1: oh hey! I’m cool too :D
Person2: welcome to the cool people zone, person1!

by Qualmshgnf June 25, 2021