Sneezer teaser

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

by HanieFannie November 25, 2021

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Chippewa Teaser

Is an old native American trick used by hookers to force their johns to reach climax, more quickly. They achieve this by reaching down and squeezing the johns penis tightly with their hand while having intercourse, this simulates a much tighter vagina and enhances the experience, thus helping the john to reach climax much sooner than expected. The ole trick has been known to work well in severe cases of whiskey dick.

"Girl, I hooked up with this drunk guy last night. We were going at it for hours and I finally had to give him the Chippewa Teaser cause my pussy was to sore to keep going!”

by Inadditionto October 28, 2021

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Tijuana teaser

After a donkey show. You eat the cream pie.

I’d give her the Tijuana teaser…

by Awj.0442 July 2, 2021

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Chip Teaser

When you ask someone for a chip, and they hand you the empty bag.

“Hey bro, can I hold a chip?” … “Yeah here bro, you can finish them” *hands over empty bag*

“Dang man.. you a chip teaser” *immediately throws bag back at them*

by Hunteroverthinkersmith April 30, 2022

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tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022

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