Tamara Lounge
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
(noun)
No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through
Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.
Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.
By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the Tamara Loungemug. Tamara is the best thing that walks on this planet, a true Jeff Buckley lover she's the girl you need in your life. She has all the boys in love with her, has curly beautiful hair and brown eyes with the most beautiful smile ever.
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
Heyy did u see Tamara today?"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
"Yeah she looks like a sex bomb"
"She looks like a Jeff Buckley song"
"You are so right I wanna listen to lover you should come over when I see her"
by Lalalashesathott April 23, 2024
Get the Tamaramug. Tamara is the one for Teiary. They are meant to be forever and ever. They love eachother so much it’s unbelievable. Why can’t they get together already? They know they want to
by Leneshabatty December 13, 2021
Get the Tamaramug. by eeeeeeeeeewadafwafff dwrarrrwa September 4, 2022
Get the Tamaramug. Tamara is a warior, will fight a dude or chick with out hesitation at the drop of a dime. Also know to date "bad boys" or individuals with Criminal like tendancies or prior Felony convictions.
Her skills at giving "brain" are legendary, boardering on superhuman. Her special abilities are mind control, super speed, hip gyrtaions, and if those don' t work she will just slap the shit out of you with those hammer hands she possesses.
Beware Tamara will beat them chi'ren infront the police or give you the phone after she dials 911 before loosing her shit. On a positive note she is a loyal friend, and will hide a brother out that is on the lamb from his side chick.
Tamar's favorite song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carolton.
Her skills at giving "brain" are legendary, boardering on superhuman. Her special abilities are mind control, super speed, hip gyrtaions, and if those don' t work she will just slap the shit out of you with those hammer hands she possesses.
Beware Tamara will beat them chi'ren infront the police or give you the phone after she dials 911 before loosing her shit. On a positive note she is a loyal friend, and will hide a brother out that is on the lamb from his side chick.
Tamar's favorite song is "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carolton.
Was that Tamara that slapped that dude and his chick, which ran up on her boyfriend that was wanted form the Parish????
by NOLA The Legend June 6, 2022
Get the Tamaramug. A girl with hazelnut brown hair. She is of Hispanic origin. She is a great friend but gets into some bad stuff. Although her best friends always has her back. She is a great friend with a good sense of humor. If you have a Tamara in your life never let her in....just kidding always keep her.
by Aeb April 19, 2019
Get the Tamaramug. Get the Tamaramug.