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Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.
Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"
by Vashtidog December 17, 2010
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Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.
Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010
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Big Tamale

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."
by Big Tamale May 18, 2018
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tamales make my bottom burble

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!
by DaChazman September 1, 2004
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Tamale Box

Another way to discribe "hot pussy". It Came from the act of taking a handful of Hot Tamales candy from a friend's box without consent and then owning it. "I just raped your tamale box" which sounded hot, like a hot chick with a hot box". Tamale Box
Man she is hot, I'd like to get into her Tamale Box!
by Stylin'Jack January 30, 2023
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Hot tamale

1. Attractive person
2. Historically popular but now largely obsolete cinnamon sweet invented in the 1950s
“He is such a hot tamale!”
“I could really go for something sweet and sugary right now, like a hot tamale candy”
by Maz1993 February 15, 2022
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Tamale Gun

A weapon that McDonalds uses to fight off the evil forces of the Kois, there are only 3 that exist, they are located in a top secret underground vault in the McDonalds in Kana
Heyyy Tamale Gun, fihlgeah hihlgeah in my head!
by Funnyclock301956 December 22, 2019
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