Holly Jolly Tamale

The same thing as a hot tamale (When a guy shits in a sock, and smacks someone with it.)
, but when done with a Christmas stocking.

Eric: "Hey, Jason! You gonna give Carl a hot tamale tonight?"
Jason: "Of course. But since it's the holidays and all, we use a Christmas stocking and call it a Holly Jolly Tamale!"
Eric: "That's hot!"

by Vashtidog December 17, 2010

Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.

Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.

by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010

Big Tamale

What the crazy scientist calls a space ship.

Big Tamale is used in Independence Day, a crappy film from the 90s or something, to describe a spaceship.

"Guess you wanna see the Big Tamale."

by Big Tamale May 18, 2018

tamales make my bottom burble

best line in Rocko's Modern Life history.

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!

by DaChazman September 1, 2004

Tamale

A female that likes males.

Can be a male to other girls
And still need a male partner

A female that wants to do both without criticism 🌹

I’m in love with a tamale

by alwaysbeyourself April 9, 2019

Tamale Pie-o

a one dish meal originated by Bill for kayak trips to Gwaii Haanas. Everybody loves this dish. Six layers of goodness: polenta, black bean, spiced pork, corn, cheese, salsa. yipee kai yai yah!!!

tamale pie-o is a delicious one pan camp dinner

by Kayak Bill October 19, 2008

Tamale

Basically a person has a std of some sort and is burning really bad

him: Aye man why everybody coming and telling me you a tamale?
her: What is a tamale?
him:You burning really bad down there , and you didn’t tell me !

her: Ohhh , its not true lol …….

by naptown aka indianapolis May 2, 2023