Tactical Nuke

When you're pounding a chick from behind and right before you cum yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING" in a Russian accent then ram your cock up her ass surprising her and claiming victory.

Johhny: "I gave Rachel a tactical nuke last night she got fucking pissed and still can't walk right!"
Peter: "High five bro!"

by hairyhitler February 23, 2015

Tactical sex

Having sex whilst waiting to do something else to avoid boredom.

John: "The pizza won't be here for about 30 minutes."
Mary: "Do you wanna have sex?"
John: "Great plan! That's tactical sex, that is!"

by godzilla13 February 19, 2012

Tactical Nuke

Although the Tactical nuke is know mostly from the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2" it is an actual weapon of mass destruction, or WMD. The tactical nuke, in lay men's terms, is a nuclear weapon able to be used in many different situations. The technically correct term for a tactical nuke is a Tactical Nuclear Weapon (TNW).

The brothers and sisters of the TN are the gravity bomb, short range missiles, artillery shells, land mines, depth charges, and torpedos. Also in this category are SAM's.

The bomb droped on Hiroshima at the end of World War II was equal in power to that of a tactical nuke.

by DaHunterPunter December 14, 2010

Tactical N-Word

When you are around racists you use this ingratiate yourself as a superior racist, (See Vaush Vs racists)

"In what instances is it ok to say the n-word?"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"

by pseudoclientist September 10, 2022

Tactical Insertion

When riding an elevator up or down, right before the door opens, you release a massive fart. You then quickly leave the elevator and avoid eye contact or conversation with anyone boarding the elevator as they will soon discover the rude deed you have committed.

Dude I left a knarley tactical insertion for like 10 old people a minute ago.

by Kandy Kane Lane April 19, 2010

Tactical Clancy Syndrome

After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yelling BANG, BANG, BANG!

After playing Rainbbow Six my tactical clancy syndrome began acting up and annoying the neighbors.

by The Real Tom Clancy August 3, 2008

Tactical Jew

A very sneaky, cheeky, tactical person. This person knows everyone's secrets, and is seen almost everywhere.

Tyler: Dude, is that Austin?
Gabe: Wasn't he just at the grocery store?
Tyler: Yeah, how'd he get there so fast?!
Gabe: What a tactical Jew!

by TacticalJewHunter October 1, 2010