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Blackmail the world into tickling the universe

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"
by Mourning Star May 1, 2006
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Taint Tickling

the act of tickling a females taint with your index and middle finger.
"yo i was taint tickling this bitch for 3 hours straight!!"
by mr. fetus December 19, 2008
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tickling

as in "gooch tickling"

1)when someone is doing something they shouldn't be doing or when what they are doing is annoying

2)what someone was doing when they were supposed to be hanging with you
Zopes! Stop tickling your gooch.

OR

"Where was he? Oh, he was tickling his gooch last night."
by Stuzko October 28, 2007
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Tacking off

masturbation through your nipples or your man boobs while doing it with someone already at the same time.
guy1: Bro you know what i did last night?
guy2: What?
guy1: I was tacking off.
guy2: with who?
guy1: Your mom bitch!
guy2. Fuck...
by FatalB0n3r June 16, 2011
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tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman
I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.
by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015
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Pigeon Tickling

The act of playing with or otherwise known as "fingering" a females vagina.
Pigeon Tickling... Can also be used in the following way:
Drake: You know when I Pigeon Tickle, I make all dem black gayls giggle, ever since I Tickled Pigeons YOU, you been asking for it all the time, everybody knows I Tickle Pigeons right.
by HappyHannah69 March 15, 2016
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tic tacking

Freshening your breath with my itty bitty penis
by TiC 2 Da mutha fukin TAC March 1, 2011
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