I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 07, 2019
earl: "hey joe, willy and jesse just did the texas two step"
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
joe: "I know, willy kicked jesse's ass".
by diggymac July 19, 2018
Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
by Little England April 02, 2017
The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 08, 2019
also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
buford two step okie doke
by EEdouble June 04, 2016
Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.
Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.
by Khanituss March 07, 2021
When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019