james: what are you doing tonight?
troy: baking
james: trust, you fucking bong rat
troy: rich to you, wombie
troy: baking
james: trust, you fucking bong rat
troy: rich to you, wombie
by jnkdcdknf August 22, 2011
by 5stars October 06, 2007
n. Person with no originallity. Usually white and in a frat, mostly from the south. Typically wears tight sea-shell necklace, short spikey hair, jeans with sandles, polo with the collar up, Guy Harvey shirts and sunglasses with a strap on them. Addicted to A&F, Hollister and alike crap. Says "bro" a lot and usually sports a fake tan. They tend to travel in packs and stay together.
That guy is so troy he is cross-eyed!
by gusgrimm March 03, 2006
by masterfw May 07, 2009
Tends to be ugly and greasy. Can't get a girl for his life. Scares everybody around him. He is usually the biggest pervert ever. Doesn't leave people alone. Looses his underwear a lot. Wears the same pair for 2 months. Scratches people with his toenail. Pretends to be a girl. Blows into his cats butt hole. Nobody likes him.
Troy is so crusty
by KatieandTaylerasdf July 22, 2011
Pudgy, bald, douchenozzle; that plays the "friend" card to score with married women. Offers a shoulder to cry on while he is working on the pants zipper. Usually found near Cannibis. Keeps a garage stall clear so adultress wives can hide their cars.
by Grimmace December 16, 2008
troy let me put it in the butt
by pppppp098 November 07, 2017