james: what are you doing tonight?
troy: baking
james: trust, you fucking bong rat
troy: rich to you, wombie
troy: baking
james: trust, you fucking bong rat
troy: rich to you, wombie
by jnkdcdknf August 24, 2011
Get the troymug. by 5stars October 22, 2007
Get the troymug. n. Person with no originallity. Usually white and in a frat, mostly from the south. Typically wears tight sea-shell necklace, short spikey hair, jeans with sandles, polo with the collar up, Guy Harvey shirts and sunglasses with a strap on them. Addicted to A&F, Hollister and alike crap. Says "bro" a lot and usually sports a fake tan. They tend to travel in packs and stay together.
That guy is so troy he is cross-eyed!
by gusgrimm April 13, 2006
Get the troymug. by masterfw May 6, 2009
Get the Troimug. Tends to be ugly and greasy. Can't get a girl for his life. Scares everybody around him. He is usually the biggest pervert ever. Doesn't leave people alone. Looses his underwear a lot. Wears the same pair for 2 months. Scratches people with his toenail. Pretends to be a girl. Blows into his cats butt hole. Nobody likes him.
Troy is so crusty
by KatieandTaylerasdf July 23, 2011
Get the Troymug. Pudgy, bald, douchenozzle; that plays the "friend" card to score with married women. Offers a shoulder to cry on while he is working on the pants zipper. Usually found near Cannibis. Keeps a garage stall clear so adultress wives can hide their cars.
by Grimmace December 21, 2008
Get the Troymug. troy let me put it in the butt
by pppppp098 November 7, 2017
Get the troymug.