Tosser

A straight up Imbecile and The person you dont want to talk to again. Usually a fat British neek

Get out of Here TOSSER!!!!

by xbabushka January 20, 2021

Tosser

English slang to describe someone who's a throwaway or a wanker. Generally used in a derogatory manner to insult someone that no one likes.

"That guy is a right tosser! Isn't he?"

"yurp"

by Ballschafer August 21, 2023

Leonard Tosser

The act of tossing caution and throwing used condoms at unsuspecting children.

That sick bastard just pulled a Leonard Tosser on all those 3rd graders!!

by Mundacheese December 25, 2014

soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

salt tosser

Pejorative word used to describe lazy Torontonians in the winter

You Torontonians are nothing but a bunch of lousy salt tossers. Can't even pick up a shovel. Just tossing salt everywhere.

by hall486 December 12, 2016

cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell

Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate

by unpossibleman April 22, 2018