Bad Ton

When someone accuses you of having bad ton, they are intimating that you have recently crawled from beneath a slimy rock located in the outskirts of Society and should most likely stay there as you have no clue how to adhere to the rigorous standards of having your brain washed in mainstream society and your ignorance might be contagious.

Ton derives from the French phrase Le Bon Ton meaning good form. It originated during the Georgian Era when the fashionable thing to do was follow the social leader and never allow an original thought enter your head lest you be branded an outcast from society. Mindless conformity at it's best.
"Who's Taylor Swift and why does she hate Kanye West?"

"You're kidding, right? That's bad ton."
by synthesis January 16, 2013
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rape-ton

A unit of measurement so immense that it takes away your dignity and chastity without permission.
Chris: How many people are in line?
Stewart: Looks like about a rape-ton.
by EvilYodaMon August 11, 2011
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Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)
Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.
by Nick A. Davis July 15, 2008
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crap ton

I have a crap ton of work to do today
by mocha pie le jew July 05, 2005
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Fuck Ton

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer
by A Rhys Kern January 16, 2006
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ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south
You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch
by David July 31, 2004
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shit-ton

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.
by Miss Shmanny February 10, 2009
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