rape-ton

A unit of measurement so immense that it takes away your dignity and chastity without permission.

Chris: How many people are in line?
Stewart: Looks like about a rape-ton.

by EvilYodaMon August 14, 2011

Bad Ton

When someone accuses you of having bad ton, they are intimating that you have recently crawled from beneath a slimy rock located in the outskirts of Society and should most likely stay there as you have no clue how to adhere to the rigorous standards of having your brain washed in mainstream society and your ignorance might be contagious.

Ton derives from the French phrase Le Bon Ton meaning good form. It originated during the Georgian Era when the fashionable thing to do was follow the social leader and never allow an original thought enter your head lest you be branded an outcast from society. Mindless conformity at it's best.

"Who's Taylor Swift and why does she hate Kanye West?"

"You're kidding, right? That's bad ton."

by synthesis January 21, 2013

Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008

crap ton

an extreme amount of something

I have a crap ton of work to do today

by mocha pie le jew July 26, 2005

Fuck Ton

Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer

by A Rhys Kern January 18, 2006

shit-ton

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

by Miss Shmanny February 9, 2009

Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

by Blindstar July 5, 2014