Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.

Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.

by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019

Tinkerer

A male or female that has inventions/gadgets.

He/she was a tinkerer.

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2020

Tinker

A childish way of saying penis

Watch out Sarah you nearly hit my tinker

by English-janitor October 7, 2020

Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.

Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!

by JTink March 4, 2023

Tinker Bell

When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.

Aw shit man!! I got fuckin pink eye from that epic Tinker Bell I got last night!!

by JTink March 8, 2023

tinker

(noun) something small and bothersome, rubbish, which in turn also suggests something quite insignificant and worthless, about to be thrown away. When referring to persons, it is slightly depreciatory, used especially for inferior, impish, and incompetent persons. The noun is mainly used in Britain for mischievous children or irish gypsies, as well as small devilish beings with supernatural powers.

i feel like im being cursed by a tinker

by realanem900 June 7, 2023

Mr. Tinker

Easily the best teacher in the entire school.

Likes to get into random discussions during class (makes it fun).

And Gets along with colleagues well.

Greg: man Mr. Tinkers just cool like that

Jreg: I know right he always makes class fun

by ImBetterL June 13, 2023