Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

timi

A tactical fighter designed by the US military used for night-time stealth operations. Characterized by its dark black color and contrastingly white teeth and eyes. Should be considered very unpredictable and extremely dangerous.

"Half of my squadron was down before we even knew what hit us...and the worst part was that all we could see...oh God the horror...those demonic teeth and eyes...This is just a disturbing example of the destructive power of the TIMI force".
-Excerpt from Tom Clancy's
Rainbow Six IV: Jungle Jamboree

by Torrissinator June 22, 2004

hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

by Alberts_a_fool June 4, 2014

Big Timing

The act of blowing off plans with a friend, at the last minute, when something better comes along.

ME: Hey Killa E, are we on for lunch today? Or are you big timing me?

Friend: Nope! I have a party I'm going too! Peace!

by Gumbo $4 2 April 4, 2017

timist

racist, but for people from other times instead of people of other races.

Stop being timist stan.

by Rick James May 14, 2004

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

tinidor

tinidor means fork in tagalog

bibili kami ng tinidor mamaya (we'll buy fork later)

by trebors January 9, 2008