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The Burning Times 

A period of early modern European history (spanning from the 1400s to the middle 1600s) during which there was an increased paranoia and thus hysteria that there were witches practicing forms of vice to harm the people... and these "witches" were thus tried and executed for it.

Contrary to many pagan sources, the death toll of nine million people, almost exclusively women, who were trying to keep their indigenous pre-Christian religions alive, is about as real as the Blair Witch Project; records show that somewhere between 50,000 and 300,000 people were tried (and about 48% of them executed) on charges of witchcraft.

The loss of nine million people would severely have crippled society. And those tried and executed were, by and large, Christians who asked for God to save them; anybody with strange quirks, liberal views, red hair, suspicious skin marks (freckles, birthmarks, moles, warts, etc), animal companions, or some difference that called attention, you were suspect. You were especially vulnerable if you were a woman, but roughly 25% of the victims were men (virtually all of Iceland's accused were men).

And many countries were virtually untouched by the this frenzy; Ireland saw only four "witches" executed while Russia saw ten executions; Germany, Switzerland, and eastern France saw the most hysteria.
The second most popular book of the Burning Times (after the Bible) was the Malleus Maleficarum ("The Witch's Hammer"), an absolutely humorless and misogynistic guide to "finding witches".

Southwestern Germany saw the worst of the Burning Times; Wurzburg saw several hundred executed through the late 1620s, including several priests and a number of children.

There were allegedly towns, largely in Germany, where there were no women left after the Inquisitors came through.
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Harsh times 

A phrase originating from (the title of) the film 'Harsh Times' starring Christian Bale.

Used to acknowledge a difficult yet comical situation and express sympathy to the person or people affected.
A: Fuck man! Can you believe this shit?! My girl just dropped me for my younger brother!
B: Damn man. Lol. Harsh times!
A: 'Fuck you laughing at?!
Harsh times by haxico December 10, 2010

mad times 

Describing anything that is in the state of freshness; hot, fly, to an extreme.
Yo that new Lil Wayne jawn is mad times, yo.

Where did you get them threads, dog. They mad times.

Yo, that nigga think he mad times.
mad times by The Community May 1, 2008

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee 

1. A show that gets out new episodes at a good pace, and is pretty good as far as plot goes.
2. The closest thing to Buffy the Vampire Slayer that is still making new episodes
1. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"Cool! Lets watch!"
2. "hey, a new The Life and Times of Juniper Lee is on!"
"well, its no Buffy, but..."

no u times 2 

The only way to defeat some that says "no u"
you: ur mum gay lol
tom: no u
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
you: wait....
crowd:....
tom:...
you:...no u times 2
everyone within a 100 mile radius: *dies*
no u times 2 by I lik dog May 11, 2018

Good times 

It's all good times I don't regret any of it!
Good times by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019

Goon Times 

A Bay Area Hip-Hip / Multimedia group started by Certified Alien (Arrius Salazar) and S.u.s.p.e.c.t (Garrison Sneed.) Their motto is “Changing the world with conversation, motivation, and creation!”
I think Goon Times will pull up later, did you ask Garrison?
Goon Times by hotmomlover69 February 28, 2021