Tidy Bowling

Going down on a woman, and getting little toilet paper balls in your mouth.

Never buy cheap TP. Unless you want to be Tidy Bowling down there for a week.

by Rufus64 January 13, 2025

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018

Tidy it up

Gone straight to your head

Drunk bloke trips over the stairs. Mate say: oi cunt, tidy it up ay.

by Joshieshits August 31, 2022

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

Tidy-Loud

When something is so extremely ridiculous, ie: birkin bags costing upwards of 9k (loud), but also ingrained into society as the norm. Tidily.

Man, those prices are tidy-loud. Just get one somewhere else.

Hilary Clinton is seriously tidy-loud.

by rawrepicwinsicles July 24, 2016

Tidy bush

When a bunch of men join together and platt each others pubic hairs together. After all are twisted together all men will run away from the circle ripping each others pubic hair off

Guy 1: “you coming tonight for the tidy bush?”

Guy2: “how could I miss it it’s the best time of the year”

by Eric Hornes wife February 7, 2024

George tidy

A fat ginger pig who molests his dogs and sucks of his dad then eats his mum's booty for food stamps

Get out my house you george tidy before I ask for my food stamps back

by Gay hippo Peter pan August 3, 2018