Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Thundercunt

(Verb)

To throw an object at higher velocities that aren’t even able to be recorded by human devices. Said object may move faster than the speed to light.

“I’m going to thundercunt my dumbass hamster against a wall”

by namtsur September 6, 2023

thundercunt

a stupid fat fuck who has the biggest camel toe known to man the type of fanny flaps that wiggles when they walk this is not the type of woman you want to engage in intercourse with as she would more than likely constrict your flow of oxygen with her gammon hangers

enter at your own risk she has a knarly thundercunt

by flapslapper29 March 11, 2025

Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020

A “thundercunt” of a goal

by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021

Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor

I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.

by anonymous September 2, 2023