Feed the Goat

To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!

After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.

by Then Came The Flop May 10, 2006

fuck the Goat!

Just a great saying... meaning "oh Dammit" or "fuck it" in general, just with much more style!

Your playin backgammon online and your opponent gets the 1 roll he was not AT ALL Likely to get...thus not only winning the game but also the match and your cash wager!
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You have serious munchies and remember some chocolate you hid away on the shelf. Making a b-line for it, You see FLUFFY the poodle eating the last blue one out of the shredded bag of M&Ms... knowing that choclolate's toxic to dogs and even more so the fact your Stash is now gone you exclaim "FUCK THE GOOOOOAT!"

by Becca T November 29, 2004

giving the goat

When a male pulls down his pants and shows off his junk from the back view.

Giving the goat is like male junk flashing

by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014

put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019

Feed The Goat

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, despite any adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

acting the goat

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.

She was always acting the goat!

by Wevvles January 13, 2017

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

by Shalmanese January 9, 2006