crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.

Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench

by Paul October 4, 2004

Monkey Wrench

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape

don't wanna be your monkey wrench

by futuramafan February 9, 2008

butt-wrench

wrench used to tighten or loosen the anal spincter

"dood pass the butt-wrench, i need tightening"

by phillipay July 21, 2006

Chitlins wrench

A big ole dick.

I blew her back out with the chitlins wrench.

by the real nugget June 12, 2018

nipple wrench

an inadimant object used to twist someones nipple(s)

David nipple wrenched corys nipples with a fork.

by Dale Ward August 26, 2006

Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

by Chris teach math March 30, 2017