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Ultimate Warrior

God Himself. Sent in a capsule from a place long from here, and He came for only one reason: to take and keep coming. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send. Send the power of the Warrior. Down everybody's throat in the WWF 'til they become sick of it. Well, you're gonna get sick of it. Because that freak of nature right there is just beginning to swell. And when He gets big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but Him and all the Warriors... floatin' through the veins... and the power of the Warriaaaaaaaah...
The family that He lives for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint, He is the Ultimate Warrior.
by tagmook February 24, 2007
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jizz warrior

Somebody who may, from time to time, annoy a certain individual
Goliath: David, I want you to fuck off in the not too distant future, you fucking jizz warrior!
by AlexGdizzle March 10, 2008
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Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.
Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*
by Waggish January 27, 2021
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Warrior Cats

Book series about a bunch of pussies fighting. If you read these in middle school, you are most definitely sexy as hell now.
Sam: “Yo, I finished reading Warrior Cats. Firestar just ate up that kitty cat rawrr~~”
Kim: “You’re a furry.”
Sam: “Shut your face
by Organ_Donor November 29, 2021
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Dynasty Warriors

The definition of dynasty warriors stems from the act of playing the video game "Dynasty Warriors" Where one mashes buttons mindlessly with no skill or strategy whiles the character on the screen is flailing their weapon violently killing an army of enemies on the screen requiring little to no effort at all from the player.

1) A brain dead person mashing buttons mindlessly playing a video game.

2) A person flailing their arms and legs in real life hoping to successfully win a fight. Similar to how Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson had a fight in one of the episodes of "The Simpsons"

3) A clumsy person.

4) A forgetful person.

5) A thoughtless person who acts before thinking and does not consider the consequences of their actions.

6) An indecisive person.
Example 1:
"he was dynasty warriorsing me and i was able to counter attack him"

"due to him dynasty warriorsing me not putting any thought or strategy into swinging his weapon i was able to dodge and attack him from the side"

Example 2:

"i got dynasty warrriored and i lost against someone in tekken"
"she was all dynasty warriors with the controller"

Example 3:

"My mind was all dynasty warriors i couldn't decide whether to buy the playstation 5 or the Xbox series X once i got to the store"

Example 4:

Person A: I think i just bought bootleg pokemon cards

Person B: You're so dynasty warriors! you didn't think to do your research or check the cards thoroughly before buying it.

Example 5:

Person A: Doesn't look where he is going and bumps into person B**

Person B: Dynasty warriors! watch where you're walking!
by JulK2 January 23, 2022
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Wank Warrior

A Professional wanker, one who claims to be a master or warrior of wanking,
"All Tom from myspace does all day is masturbate, he must be a Wank Warrior."
by ColbyA.K.A.C-Pimpin December 13, 2008
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Warrior Cute

Someone who is fearless, strong and skilled and could beat you up., But is cute and has dimples.
after her mudrun... "you look warrior cute"
by RedGnome August 18, 2017
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