mall hair

A type of hair style for teenage girls popular in the late 1980's and early 1990's. The hair style is characterized by lots of Aqua net hair spray and is sometimes crimped. The bangs are sprayed and then blown with a blow dryer as to stand up on end. Some of the famous people who doned "mall hair" are Tina Yothers, Tiffany, Julia Roberts, Shannen Dougherty, Charlotte Ross, Marissa Tomei and the rock group The Bangles. Most of the popular teen actresses of that era had mall hair at one time or another. Mall hair was very cool to have during that period of time for teenagers, but anyone who kept that style after the fad or when they reached their twenties were looked upon as being very uncool.

That woman would be very attractive is she just got rid of that mall hair.

by Joe Kritchell May 09, 2008

Mall Zombies

People who shamble aimlessly around malls and basically just get in your way.

"You keen to go to the mall?"
"Nah, can't be bothered with all the mall zombies."

by filth22 April 29, 2010

Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.

Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.

by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

g mall

The Great Mall in Milpitas.

Commonly Used in Bay Area. Mostly used in Santa Clara County by all the little teens.(California)

Mall is known for its handful of drug dealers, bops, gangsters, little middle school kids, ETARDS.

E tard Central. Mall rat Central.

?: You going g mall?
?:Probably but im gonna pick up some stacy.

by guntr0n June 21, 2009

mall trip

scuffle over your own foot in public especially the mall

“Jaelyn, I was at the mall and i did the mall trip. It was so embarrassing.”

by nat.alieeee October 07, 2019

mall punk

An underaged kid who thinks listening to music from a movement long before their time and wearing Hot Topic clothing defines them as "who they are". They can be seen hopping out of their mom's mini-van's at malls and travelling in groups of 3 or more because none of them are able to kick ass on their own. It's not hard to spot them amidst the other shoppers who are actually buying things, but you might have difficulty picking one out of his or her "pack" since they all look the freakin' same.

Bob: Damn, I'm sure glad we got jobs as mall security guards!
Larry: Heck yeah, now we get PAID to harass mall punks because they're idiots!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

Mall People

Very slow moving people, usually of extremely wide girth, who walk slowly through shopping malls 4 or 5 abreast keeping other shoppers from getting by. May actually live in mall, possibly from another planet or parallel universe.

Mall People are often seen with huge cups of soda and bags of junk food, wearing spandex. Occasionally seen blocking city sidewalks at any festival that includes free food. When driving cars, see parade makers.

by Conk-D December 07, 2009