press tan

when mooning someone from inside a car and pressing your bare ass checks against the glass

I pushed my bare cheeks against the car window so hard while giving a press tan that I left a ass print on the glass.

by Mill Bore March 04, 2007

Tan Dan

describes a boy/man who is neither Tan, nor is named Dan.
Usually pale skin with curly hair. Frequently wears hats for added 'swagger' and to conceal repulsive jew curls.

Dude, did you see that Tan Dan trying to get on that chick? What a complete faggot!

by Spigkoque January 27, 2010

programmer's tan

The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun.

Bill's been doing a lot of hours lately -- he's really working on his programmer's tan.

by Mike Ellis April 10, 2004

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009

Deluxe Tan

To go into a tanning salon to receive a tan, then go into the back to receive a blow job. From one of the many prostitutes in and underground sex ring. The Tanning salon is a mere cover up. Popularized in the movie 30 Minutes or Less

Guy 1: *walks into tanning salon*
Guy 2: How can i help you today?
Guy 1: Hi yes I'd like a Deluxe Tan *winks*
Guy 2: Right this way and our specialists will take care of you.

by Satanichispanic August 20, 2011

blue tan

1)The kind of tan you get from sitting in front of a computer monitor for 20+ hours a day.
2)Smurfs and dark elves might also be discribed as having a blue tan, but this is due to having an insatiable blueberry fettish

--"Aww man..I was up all night writing a damn paper.."
--"Ya dood, I can tell, cause your kick'n (sport'n) a nice blue tan."

by puzzill October 05, 2003

Tavern Tan

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

by Bobar the Bobarian March 23, 2009