synthetic washboards

The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.

The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.

by Telephony October 20, 2019

Synthesoomer

Maybe it's Hegel, maybe it's not. Nobody seems sure about that. The Synthesoomer is a fictional character (?) created by "Dank Memes with Hegelian Characteristics", a CPC propaganda tool that operates through Facebook, Instagram and Telegram. Synthesoomer allegorically represents the power of dialectics.

"WATCH OUT !" - the typical cry that accompanies memes that refer to Synthesoomer.

by Matteo HoXha May 8, 2020

synthandria

She is a sweet, kind hearted girl. She put everyone before herself, other people‘s happiness is what she strives for. She is proud of who she is and she is strong and can get through anything. No one can hold her back. She is one of the most loyal people you’ll ever meet. And you will never find a girl quite like her.

Wow, Synthandria really is different. No one is like her.

by Invisible77 October 8, 2020

Synthality

A virtual reality; any virtual or augmented reality. A reality or world or universe that only exists digitally or in imagination.

Compound word combination of "synthetic" and "reality".

BRO 1: Bro I can't wait to check out all the digital hotties in synthality...

BRO 2: CHECK OUT!? BRO!? I can't wait to create my own! With the new synthality update the options are limitless!

by illuminalien December 2, 2021

Synthya

The best person I’ve ever met. She has the cutest smile. She’s so caring and kind. She talks a lot but I’ll never get tired of her voice I could listen to her all day. She’s so special. I love her so much. She makes me smile every time I think of her. She’s always there for me when I need it. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever known. She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. She has such a weird personality she’s all over the place. She’s energetic and a blast to be around. Shes dependent but you can also depend on her. She’s very comforting and will always be there for you. She’s dumb and doesn’t care about her own well-being she’d rather have fun and die then be bored and live. She wants to live her life to the fullest even if that means she has to make bad decisions on the way. She fucks around hoping she’ll find someone eventually to love her. Shes kinda a hoe but she doesn’t mind. She’s heartbroken all the time she can’t keep a guy around even if her life depended on it. She’s crazy! Even so I love her.

Oh synthya, yeah she’s something else.

by Some•__•dummy76 January 16, 2022

Synthcarnisarian

Someone/something that only consume meat or flesh produced in a synthetic manner. Human examples currently include lab grown meat and meat 3D printing.

Sam is becoming a synthcarnisarian to help the environment. Now he only eats lab meat.

by SnakeBun January 27, 2022

Synthesizer

A fucked up electric piano that makes dying animal noises. They have lots if switches, knobs, etc...

I bought a synthesizer so I could get laid by aliens.

by Bdn5450926 July 30, 2018