Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.

That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

Swiss

n., Swiss, THE: Known in some circles to refer to a person who is the absolute cool, often seen "hogging up all the awesome" leaving others with nothing but the crappy.

A direct opposite to previous definitions of "THE Swiss," experts still can't be sure which is more exact. It seems to change from day to day.

Man, the Swiss makes me wish he didn't exist; that way I wouldn't be forced to wish that I didn't exist.

Gee, I wish I was THE Swiss.

by Rude Dude December 26, 2003

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010

swiss army romance

1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.

2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.

1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.

by Molly August 7, 2004

swiss

guys coming from the heart of europe (geographically, not politically) usually mistaken to be swede. (and obviously the other way around!)
most are pretty good looking and clever. whenever home most swiss wear ties and manage some bank-accounts.

"guys, this is björn, he's swiss."

by swiss chris March 29, 2008