Swoll

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011

swallow

When a woman (or gay man) gives a blowjob to another man and then swallows the cum from the man receiving the blowjob down the throat. In other words, after giving head, you can extremely satisfy the man by swallowing.

I got the best blowjob when the chick sucking me swallowed.

by DC85370 December 14, 2006

Hog-swallow

(Verb) A sexual act that occurs when a man gets on all fours with his partners head between his knees. His partner proceeds to give him a blowjob and when he orgasms he squeals like a pig as his partner swallows his ejaculate.

She said she wanted me to be an animal in bed, so we did the hog-swallow.

by Nick&Kels January 5, 2017

swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009

swallow a knife

Something you say to someone who you are really pissed off at. Very cruel but still hilarious.

Mean kid: Hey Billy! Give me your lunch money.
Billy:Go swallow a knife, faggot.

by rawrarwrarw January 19, 2007

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008

swallow

1. A bird, but who cares about a bird?
2. What women should do instead of spitting. In the mouth and down the throat. Anywhere else is unacceptable. No snow balling either. Your woman and all woman should accept the gift with a smile and open mouth. She shall lick it clean. She should then ask for seconds. She will respond when she's finished with: "Please suh, could I have sum more?

Before I sleep with you, I have one question. Spit or swallow?

by K` July 14, 2006