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shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
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Shitscapes

A chaotic event or string of them. Sometimes caused through self-inflicted foolhardy "Fuck it" choices. Other times created by others and out of your control but still has you stuck in the middle of a WTF situation.
When we were young we created so many shitscapes that made us sort of legends.

His drinking and drugging made a shitscape of his life.
by Maxchillen September 13, 2016
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ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021
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China Shits

A severe form of diarrhea that comes from eating Chinese food.
Steve: "Man that sweet and sour chicken was great but it gave me the worst case of China Shits ever.
by NubMonk December 27, 2009
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Opiate Shits

Being unable to shit due to excess use of opiates. Laxatives are Jesus.
Bro I literally had the opiate shits so bad last night after downing those trammies.
by YGproductions May 10, 2016
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Guinness shits

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.
'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'
by 1759 February 8, 2009
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Shitsco

when you realize that you don't need a toilet, and you can just poop right on the floor in the locker room at Newsome High School
Eww look! that red-headed kid just shit his pants on the floor, he's a shitsco now.
by Austin Shitsco March 8, 2010
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