swedish mafia

Anyone who drives a Volvo, Usually in Western Australia, and is so proud of their Volvo Ownership that it gets to the point of killing the people who bash their car.

I overtook a Volvo driving down the freeway, then I almost got hit by a Volvo Truck. I swear the Swedish Mafia has put out a hit on me

by MacboyG3 May 5, 2007

Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

Swedish plow

To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.

Hey baby, check out my new clogs, wanna try the Swedish plow?

by Justin Richardson March 14, 2008

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017

Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019

Swedish cuddle

An embrace in which one person reaches around and inserts a thumb into the others anus.

Sally and Matt were spooning when she lent in and hit him with a Swedish cuddle.

by bigredmatt May 16, 2015