Settled

In a state of euphoria in which the person experiences true relaxation at its fullest. Originated by Go Dav, rapping legends from the Bay Area, CA. YEE!!

Steve: Ey fool, you alright?

Bob: Yeah dude, I'm hella settled right now.

by juzzblazee April 29, 2007

sputtled

When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking.

ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to carry this case of beer.

by adriana danger March 15, 2009

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Swuttle

The act of rolling around on an office chair.

This verb is formed from scuttle and swish (as often, people who appear to swish elegantly on office chairs have to madly scuttle).

I love to swuttle!

When her boss returned, she swuttled back to her desk.

Nothing gave him more joy than having swuttling races with his colleagues!

by Louanefan July 9, 2019

hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008

Situational Settlement

When a person has been removed from their natural environment for an extended period time, leading to impaired judgment of the opposite sex. In most cases this will happen in a remote area such as a state park.

After returning from their camping trip, Johnny and Dale both agreed that the girl they had undressed with their eyes earlier in the week was nothing short of a southern bred, corn fed situational settlement.

An unfortunate looking girl that causes you to teepee your pants after spending a week away from the true beauties of your hometown.

by Jonny Lee Popkins August 17, 2009

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 5, 2009