The act of purchasing a Big Mac from a local Mc Donald's, removing all Sesame seeds from the top bun and gathering them into a small pile. From this point, your significant other (Normally Female), will then begin to insert each individual sesame seed into the males Urethra. *Cotton swabs will indeed help with the insertion of the individual sesame seeds. Lastly but indeed, the most important part of this old Japanese maneuver, the significant other will then proceed to suck the sesame seeds of the the presented penis.
by StompyMoose July 13, 2012
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With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
With that being said…A “Suisie’s Checkmate” occurs when Lesbian #1 offers a medium sized zucchini as her second choice of object, after just completing Round One with a small, but textured, mini Mag-Lite Handle. Knowing that Lesbian #2 will have no problem with the zucchini, but will take her slightly longer to fully engulf, she then positions herself behind the anti pole-smoker, and proceeds to use WWF Super Star Sergeant Slaughter’s “Cobra Clutch” to render her unconscious. Finally Lesbian #1 squats over Lesbian #2’s face, and pees all over her face as hard as she can (female cat style). Thus doing so, Lesbian #1 marks her territory over Lesbian #2, and is crowned the “Butch Dike” of the relationship.
Marla and Janine had been dating for about six months. Their love for each other was obviously undeniable. Unfortunately, the all-too-common lesbian relationship quandary presented itself, and they could not agree on who was the “Butch” of their relationship. Like all female homosexual couples presented with this problem, they proceeded with an Internationally Sanctioned Dover Dual. Unfortunately, what Janine did not realize, was how competitive and cut-throat her masculine, yet quite demure, lover Marla was. Janine proceeded to attempt a medium sized zucchini, when out of nowhere Marla pounced on her from behind and gave her a "Susie's Checkmate" . Nationally criticized Dover Dual Referee Bob Combo ruled it a clean win, and Marla was dubbed “King Strap-On Pitcher” of the relationship. After coming to, Janine stood up (piss dripping off her ear lobes) and realized she was doomed to be the “Rubber-Fist Catcher”, for the remainder of their female fiasco.
by Bob Combo January 3, 2011
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