Sirmon

Something sweet that happens, usually out of nowhere. Often the user who says it will move his hands in a vertical motion to accompany the "sirmon."

"Dude, Katy Perry is coming to our dorm room...topless."

"SIRMON!"

or

"Dude, I found the entrance to Narnia."

"SIRMON!"

by Astin December 24, 2008

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Sumoing

Dancing that looks like sumo wrestling moves because of restricted movement. This is caused by Multiple layers of clothes, hats, and gloves that also add body shape.

My roomate is sumoing to ODB before she goes to smoke outside on the cold porch.

by The0door January 26, 2006

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The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.

I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!

by Mangers June 2, 2009

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summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.

I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!

by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017

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I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

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