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Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.
Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.
by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012
mugGet the Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowlmug.
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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superbowl 2025

by Pizzaking3201 February 9, 2025
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Superbowl

A bowl whose sum of it’s parts make it really super duper.
Tom Brady’s mom : Have you heard the news, dear? Our boy is bringing home a new Superbowl!
Tom Brady’s dad : Another one?!! What the fuck is wrong with that kid! Doesn’t he know real men eat their steak on a Superplate, not in a Superbowl?
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
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Valley Superbowl

The night before thanksgiving in the Wyoming Valley of Northeastern Pennsylvania where everyone heads to the local dive bar and drinks till 2 am
Are you boys ready to get fucked up for Valley Superbowl?
by DonofNEPA November 22, 2023
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superbowl snafu

When a poop nuggets flies into a wang chung resulting in mass casualties of da bratwurst kind.
Jimmy was playing in da park when sum dood engaged into a superbowl snafu. It took 9 months of breast feeding to return him to his normal shelf.
by Peter Worrel February 12, 2004
mugGet the superbowl snafumug.

SuperBowl slamdunk

When one tall man holds a pocket pussy and slams it down onto another tall man’s penis
“Yo, dude, come to the court cuz I’m boutta SuperBowl slamdunk Brian’s cock”
“Ok bestie”
by Daffy Fuck from space jam January 27, 2022
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